Most annoying Facebook friends
We all have them – Facebook friends who post selfies 10 times a day, report every meal they eat, rant about traffic all day or take their love declarations to social media.
While you may have unfollowed or hidden their posts, one artist made them an inspiration for his funny yet cocky cartoons.
10 most annoying people on Facebook
10. The narcissist-in-denial a.k.a the attention whore
Okay, so maybe there are exceptions to this. Unless you’re a model and have your face constantly photographed by pros, then maybe, just maybe, you could be shrugged off. If you’re not, then stop posting pictures of your face with captions like “I’m so ugly!” or “Sorry I’m not pretty, LOL”.
Your friends already have the burden of dealing with your actual face, so please, just please, stop flooding their newsfeed with your face. Appearently, this is a common phenomenon among young girls and what’s worse is that adults are not exempted.
Being greeted good morning with your picture attached to it is not really a greeting with good intent. It’s like saying “Here’s my face! Perk up with its divine radiance!” And yeah, the duck face look doesn’t help either. Vanity is punishable by death, just kidding, only with infinite disgust.
9. The hashtag malefactor
These are people who use and abuse the poor little symbol and contorts it into all sorts of devious forms.
Maybe a couple won’t hurt, but if there are more hashtags in your post than there are words in your actual status, you should feel bad about yourself.
Why not type in exactly what you think in the status itself? Is it that hard?
Seriously though, this little character which was once just a symbol on the telephone pad (or music sheet, whichever) needs an emergency hotline of its own from all the maltreatment these internet bandwagoners give it. Can someone dial #163?
8. The couple in crisis
Do you remember the time when couples have their share of conflict resolve matters on their own? Yes? Good for you. No? Too young.
Maybe a few friends can help out but letting your entire Facebook community know about your marital turmoil is just sickening, let alone humiliating for the partner who is not social media savvy (e.g. a problem that everyone else already knows and the partner is the last to realize).
A plus side to this is that you know that their relationship is not perfect. There is nothing more vile than this. Oh but wait, we’re only on number eight!
7. The online activist
Religion, environment, social issues, you name it. I absolutely detest these kind of people with little or no regard of other people’s beliefs.
They have strong opinions about what they believe in and they will stand against all caps lock comment just to prove a reposted point. Oh, but look at their friends list and they have “friends” who are more diverse than our country’s political circus.
Your incessant whining is worse than that of a pig being butchered.
6. The false gourmand a.k.a. foodie
Have you heard of this new quasi-fusion-mars restaurant? Ask this friend of yours who posts nothing but food, because he knows.
Since he claims he’s been there and has sampled the best from the menu, he suddenly acquires this magical ability to tell good food from the typical.
Mind you, he’s not even in culinary school, he just likes to feel cultured because you’re not having what he’s having for supper. He’s not taking a single bite until he snaps a photo of his humdrum plate.
5.The marked and branded
Not to be mistaken with the movie with the weird trailer. These are people who like names on everything. Names that what they think are far superior than what the average person has.
These lot are prone to false advertising or miscalculated self-inquiry. You pretentious excuse of a person.
I couldn’t care less about what brand of coffee you drink or what fastfood you’re about to have. Do you know someone who fell in line for hours for a piece of pastry? I do. Poor deluded, superficial fools.
4. The tormented mundane
You’re a teenager and you’re raging about why your parents didn’t purchase that game console you’ve been raving about for the past week. You’re a girl who forgot your lipstick at home. You’re a guy who’s about to have fastfood because it’s the only thing that’s available.
May I ask you something sir or madam? Have you watched documentaries about world hunger?
What you’re complaining about is a miniscule of a percentage compared to what suffering really is.
3. The alias a.k.a. too many to mention
The person who constantly changes his or her name into something more interesting, or at least what they think is more interesting (nicknames are tolerated).
I mean, are you not proud of the glorious name that your parents gave you? Shame! More shame if you’re already working and you still do this.
Please don’t give your stalkers a hard time searching for your name.
2. The overzealous patriot a.k.a. proud Pinoy
These people are like germs, they’re everywhere. They’re also like parasites, feeding off the success of celebs abroad.
The sad truth is that they can’t really be proud of anything else in their lives other than the lineage of this celebrity’s great great grandpapa who happens to share theirs.
So what if this celebrity is 1/80 Filipino? Do their bloodlines contribute to their success? Highly unlikely. Look at the products they patronize and not one is made from the Philippines.
From one Pinoy to another, do the rest of the world a favor and stop waving the Philippine flag in every opportunity you can get, it’s sickening.
1. The grammar errant
Nothing is more teeth-grinding than an insult to the mind, well at least in social media.
These are people who like to post using the smarts-inducing English language. Check their subject-verb agreement ans pray to whatever gods you worship that you won’t go mad due to the number of errors in the sentence.In worse cases, they don’t even spell the while word or spell correctly.
If you’re not sure of your command of a language. you can try logging off and do some heavy reading and fix your horrendous choice of words.
Contrary to popular belief, it’s not cute when you try. It’s punishing to readers who know better. If everything else seems to fail, mag-Tagalog ka na lang. Oh what’s that? I hear a donkey trying to speak human.
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